Retirement Tiara. Retirement Crown. Have fun with this retirement gag gift at your retirement celebration. This retirement tiara makes anyone retiring the star of the show. It is a plastic retirement crown with faux "jewels" and the it says "Officially Retired" on it. This is a fun gift to gift as a surprise at the retirement party, or when they are cutting their cake. There will be no doubt for them that their work days are officially over, and it's a fun way to make your party guests chuckle on this one of a kind day. Don't forget to browse our other retirement gag gifts to purchase other funny retirment stuff.